my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up and then we would end up falling in love i want a do over
My best boy friend from childhood is gay….and the other I already dated. I’ll take a do over!