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Eclectic, eccentric, and a little bit emphatic: three perfect words to describe my "perfect" blog. As for me, I enjoy pretty much everything, and am always willing to enter into conversation!

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

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lusture:

i think i missed that part in my childhood where i was supposed to have a cute boy as my best friend growing up and then we would end up falling in love i want a do over 

My best boy friend from childhood is gay….and the other I already dated. I’ll take a do over!

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fororchestra:

fivefootelf:

Seriously how has no one found this yet?

That’s because it’s better as a gif

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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darning-socks:

World record for Fastest “Make Riy Hate You”: 5 minutes

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